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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2015

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Live from Portland's Helium Comedy Club, Greg chats Cash, cats and Clark.

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0:00.0

Now

0:21.0

solution

0:27.0

parole

0:28.5

I offered something, something,

0:30.5

fagin' straws district near the Groven schnaught,

0:34.4

alone at near the doughnut groc.

0:36.5

Here in Portland, it's the smartest one

0:39.1

in the world podcast from the Helium Comedy Club.

0:42.1

Which is our second stop on the Helium franchise tour.

0:46.5

We've already played Philadelphia, IA,

0:48.5

but a short scant week ago,

0:50.1

and it was Mother's Day,

0:50.9

and a lot of people turned out anyway,

0:53.0

which I couldn't be more grateful for.

0:55.0

I know I'm not the first choice

0:56.4

for a lot of people to take their mother to something,

0:58.4

but I think Mom digs it.

1:01.4

She has to go outside to get high.

1:03.3

That's the only thing I ask of Mom.

1:05.4

Other than that, do what you like.

1:08.4

So yes, we're back here in Portland,

1:12.4

and PDX, as you insist on calling it,

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