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Here’s What Women Really Hear When The Men In Their Lives Say THIS!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Dudes, what you're saying to her and what she hears you say are two COMPLETELY different things. The Bert Show is ready to prove it to you here:

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0:00.0

it's the birth show i love when couples have been together long enough they can they've got each

0:05.6

other figured out they can listen to her phrase and automatically like the phrase may mean one thing

0:11.0

to one person but to the spouse it means so much more um so for this one couple her husband says

0:18.8

something and she interprets what her husband says.

0:21.3

And I'm like, oh, this is freaking genius.

0:24.1

But before I go to them, I wanted to repurpose because we have done this before, and I'm

0:30.3

keeping it fair and balanced, where a wife says something and the husband deciphered

0:36.7

what the wife actually meant, right?

0:38.6

So if you remember, this is A.J. Greenberg 3473 and his wife would say something and then the

0:44.9

husband would be like, this is what she means.

0:48.0

When I say I'm tired.

0:50.4

How long day with the kids, don't dare talk to me anymore. Let me read my book and shh.

0:58.7

When I say I don't need your help.

1:00.7

Why haven't you done it for me?

1:02.2

Please come do it now.

1:05.1

I'm upset already that you haven't done it.

1:09.6

When I say I just need some alone time. It means you need some alone time. When I say I just need some alone time.

1:11.8

It means you need some alone time.

1:14.5

When I say I'm fine.

1:16.1

Oh, everything is not fine.

1:18.1

You are very upset.

1:20.1

When I say it's fine, we can just have leftovers.

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