So, here's the thing about naming my new show.

I could have just called it the Pablo Tore show, right?

I am, in fact, noted sports gas bag Pablo Tore, hello.

But I thought I had the best name for my show,

like 100% all figured out.

Wait, here's the thing about having a child.

And here's the thing with LeBron being out.

But here's the thing.

Do I really say here's the thing that often?

Here's the thing.

Here's the thing with Pablo Tore just felt right to me.

But here's the thing about here's the thing.

I was not the only noted gas bag it turned out,

who wanted to name their podcast this.

This is Alec Baldwin, and you're listening to Here's the thing.

My chance to talk with artists.

So, I actually obtained what appeared to be Alec Baldwin's phone number,

and he completely ignored me.

I then texted his brother Daniel Baldwin, former LeBotard show guest,

and he completely ignored me until I paid him $30 on cameo.com to ask Alec

to please just not sue me for having the same name as his podcast.

Pablo, I never met you.

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