All righty, hello again everyone and welcome to it is the day our kind of podcast, the 26th of July 2023.

Happy Wednesday to you.

Mmm, you can smell it. Spring is in the air.

No, it's actually a late summer. No wait, what is that bill? No, I'm showered. No, it's impeachment.

Oh, the lovely scent of impeachment talk. Don't you love it? Yes, talk of impeachment is in the air ladies and gentlemen and therefore I shall talk of impeachment.

I we just spend a couple of days at the ocean. We go to our little cheap hotel over there in Rehoboth Beach, Joe Biden's backyard.

We went Sunday, so we stayed Sunday night and Monday night. Why? Because Friday and Saturdays are too damn expensive and they're also way more crowded and so poor, cheap and I don't like crowds.

So what we did is we went out there on Sunday, got caught in traffic anyway because it's still summer, but it was much less crowded than it otherwise would have been.

We spend a lot of time playing at fun land. I won a lot of prizes for the girls. Yes, I did.

And one thing I noticed in Joe Biden's background, backyard, is that if you've ever been there, there's a boardwalk.

One mile long boardwalk. It's got signs everywhere. It says, if you start here and you walk to the end of the boardwalk and then turn around, go to the other end of the boardwalk and then walk back to this spot, you will have walked two miles.

It's very nice. Very lovely. The weather was great. It was hot, but it was great. It was cooler than most places where it was hot because you got the ocean right there.

And they sell all the things you'd expect, all the trappings, all the junk, all the garbage that the boardwalks get, ski ball, the boardwalk has all sorts of things where you win tickets.

There's all kinds of games. It can be a giant money suck. They sell. It's weird, but I've always jokes that the places closest to the ocean to eat are the places that sell the things that you least want to...

People at the ocean should be... People in their bathing suits should at least be eating. You can buy a... You go to the movie and you're like, this is the biggest tub of popcorn I've ever seen.

Well, go to Rehoboth Beach, at least, and probably Ocean City and all the other ones wherever there's a boardwalk. And you can buy a gigantic jumbo popcorn sized tub of French fries.

I don't understand, like, as hot as hell. Oh my god, it's so hot, I'm miserable, I want to get under the shade. And then I want to eat fried potatoes. No, look, I got... I'm not... no room to complain about French fries. I'm not a connoisseur, but I am an indulger from time to time. That being said, good lord. A tub of them? Did puke. Now, that being said, I do buy them.

I don't eat them. We don't eat them. Although the girls kind of do shovel some in there and occasionally I'll take one or two. We buy them because I love feeding animals.

Which probably makes me a jerk to be around at the beach and on the boardwalk. But we love to be around. I love animals. I always feed animals. I feed the birds at home. I feed the neighbors cat. Blah, blah, blah.

And so the girls have adopted this too. Which means what? Which means we buy a thing of French fries, not the giantest tub because it's too much money and they'd crap all over us.

But a giant thing of French fries and feed the seagulls. Can I enjoy that? Well, I actually like that the girls like doing that.

So there's that. And you walk around and there's like funnel cakes. It literally is like an obesity convention. Not that everybody at the beach is fat.

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