The Bert show.

Oh, I'm going to get in trouble with a lot of dudes today, because I'm asking women to set the

bar a little bit higher, higher for Valentine's Day.

I can almost hear you guys eyes rolling right now, like I'm lucky if I get a card from my man right

and the bar is set too low it's just taking a look at this list that I was

sharing with these guys are the things that women are expecting for Valentine's Day.

Number one on that list, candy.

Of course you're going to get candy.

That is like the signature on your SAT test.

You get credit for that no matter what. It's so easy. A card that is a given in the

equation right there. Flowers. A gift certificate is what you're planning. So Kristen's like, okay, smarty pants,

Mr. Romantic.

Mr. Lava, lover.

Come up with another list, another 10 for women or whatever that they should expect and then you ask mow off air what is is he getting for his lady and he said two of the things on that list

Because then here's why I can't put together eight or ten generic things for Valentine's Day. Okay.

Because of the word generic.

All right, so if you're going to get something for Valentine's Day, it should be personalized,

no different than a birthday or a Christmas present.

We're supposed to be celebrating love today, which is like the number one thing.

Okay, so if we're celebrating love tomorrow not today yeah

tomorrow let's save this for a tomorrow is it okay to involve the kids with the

gift or should they should that remain separate because it's supposed to be

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