Hercules in New York LIVE! w/ Abbi Jacobson (HDTGM Matinee)

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4.8 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2025

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Abbi Jacobson (Broad City) joins Paul, June, and Jason to discuss the story of Pretzie and Arnold Strong aka Schwarzenegger in Hercules in New York! LIVE from Irving Plaza in NYC, they cover everything from Arnold’s awkward flirting, Hercules vs. the bear in Central Park, the moment of clear genius during the chariot race scene, and Pretzie’s ending monologue. Plus, everyone in the crowd shows off their best Hercules impression during audience Q&As! (Originally Released 05/29/2015)

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0:00.0	What do you do when you only have two locations, Central Park and a dingy hotel room?
0:06.0	You make a movie. We saw Hercules in New York, and you know what that means?
0:11.0	Now we start your...
0:15.0	Rimming!
0:17.0	How this?
0:18.0	What's a naked grow, baby in his belly?
0:20.0	Rock a rock, a rock, stone wild vest while ripping just into Kelly.
0:23.3	Or maybe see a burlash show with hit grown
0:25.7	and take a vote with speed you hitting cruise control.
0:28.4	J-man, big Paul in the beautiful June.
0:31.0	Going to take you from the groove all the way to the room.
0:33.8	Ran the games in street fight and hope to blow off stand.
0:36.4	Just a sucker plush the odd life for Timothy Green. Shocking it or the bird demic how we stand a lot. They call it in the
0:42.4	badass and he's on the line. Cranking 88 minutes because they cool as ice. Because a bad
0:47.6	Jim, Varnie looking kind and nice. Paul and June getting literal. Jason is getting laid. June is
0:53.0	making sure all the monkey shots getting paid
0:55.0	They're judged a bunch of movies while they're making the grade
0:57.5	Here's a real question for you how did this get made
1:04.4	Hello people of us
1:08.7	And hello people of New York City!
1:14.6	We are live at Irving Plaza.
1:18.6	Very excited to do a live show with you.
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