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Welcome to Homemade.

I'm Shannon Kaysen.

I'm big on unique qualities.

I like original people.

People who seem interesting to me, people who I'm interested in, even dating.

I'm not stuck on one type.

Both my ex-wives are totally different.

If you looked in the file cabinet of my dating life, it would be hard to find patterns.

I think the most consistent pattern would be originality.

I love originality.

Originality is sexy to me.

If I can say, I don't know many people like you.

That's a high compliment. No matter what happens with us,

I'll always remember you because you're original. And this is a story about someone who I'll

always remember. But I'll be honest, I mostly remember the tattoos. It was the tattoos. I remember

the tattoos because they were original. I hope you enjoy it. I recently got my first tattoos.

I got my daughter's birthdays on my back.

If you're watching this on YouTube, here's a picture.

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