Her Boyfriend Wants A Pet Prenup?!

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🗓️ 5 April 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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She desperately wants a dog, and so does her boyfriend. But there's a problem - her boyfriend wants her to sign a pet prenup! The contract will state that if they break up, he gets to keep the dog. She's 100% against this agreement. She believes this agreement means he doesn't believe their relationship will last. So what does she do?! Sign the agreement or stand her ground? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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