Cabin crew, prepare for landing.

Wow, that was a quick flight.

Never mind, Bondi Beach, barrier, reef, here we come.

Holiday of a lifetime, cannot wait.

Me neither.

Ladies and gentlemen, we'll shortly be landing in Austria.

Austria? We're supposed to be going to Australia.

What have you done?

Should have gone to spec savers.

Book an eye test online.

Has anyone got any long trousers I could borrow?

I've only got a bikini, Andy.

The Bird Show.

When your dude backs out, when you've already agreed to getting matching tattoos, that might be a huge red flag.

We're going to get into that in a second.

And then after that, ladies, you better hope he loves you more or your marriage is probably doomed.

We will get into that in a couple of minutes also.

All right, first, let's deal with the tattoo.

That's not something you can really back out.

I mean, you can back out of, but does it make a statement? We got an email. No, you got it. and I can't stop wondering if this is a deal breaker for me. My boyfriend and I decided to get matching tattoos.

I think I threw the idea out there first,

but he was totally on board and seemed genuinely stoked about it.

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