4.6 • 677 Ratings
🗓️ 10 May 2018
⏱️ 68 minutes
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0:00.0 | It's a good show. |
0:03.0 | In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen, |
0:10.0 | one comedian doing his own voiceover for his own podcast due to monetary restrictions, |
0:16.0 | got tired of pretending he's seen the wire in conversations at parties. |
0:21.3 | This is Never seen it. |
0:26.0 | Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen. |
0:32.8 | I'm Kyle Ayers. |
0:34.8 | This is the beginning. |
0:36.9 | It's weird. |
0:38.3 | I want to say bot made, Bulgarian criminally made videos, YouTube videos to create hits by forcing kids to watch videos because of the words that they put in the, all of the hit words that they put in the title of it. |
0:53.3 | Like Frozen, Elsa, Spider-Man. |
0:56.5 | But then they have, like, Spider-Man, like, shitting in Elsa's mouth, and she's, like, crying and, like, and shaking all this up. |
1:02.1 | And these weird Bulgarian models, like, doing these things. |
1:05.1 | So, wait, is it a cartoon, or is it people dressed like Elsa and stuff? |
1:07.2 | It's live action. It's like a guy in like a Times Square Spider-Man uniform |
1:11.4 | shooting fake chocolate syrup shit out of his ass into a woman in a Halloween store Elsa |
1:18.2 | going like, no, no, no. And they have millions upon millions of hits because they use the |
1:22.3 | search terms. If you just search Elsa, and then once you're at the top, you perpetuate being at the |
1:26.4 | top. Yes. Because you get the most searches still. |
1:28.3 | And kids just watch the same thing over and over and over again, and all they want to see is precious Elsa. |
1:32.4 | And they do laugh at this shit going in her mouth, and I do as well. |
1:36.0 | But a part of that is not good for kids because it's haunting. |
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