How's it nearly bonfire night already?

I know.

Mad.

Yes, are you doing a guy tomorrow? I beg your pardon? A guy on the bonfire. No, I haven't done bomb... Do you know what? I've not done bonfire night for years. Have you not? No, I probably should. Now that all that ghastly Halloween is behind us, you know, I think bonfire night, can I say a bit more British. Do you prefer Bonfire, though?

Yes.

Oh, okay.

No, I don't really care.

Hello and welcome to help I sexted my boss, the podcast where we help you navigate the

challenges of modern life, answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to everyday dilemmas, like, what should you do when you feel bad for making your cat eat its dinner in the dark? Or how do you come to terms of the fact that the dodgy G&D nearly sent you to heaven? Oh, we're back. And what should you do if you've accidentally sexted your boss? But we're not usually, I can answer how're William Hansen, the UK's leading etiquette expert. No, we're not. Jordan Norse Capital Breakfast Show host. I'm all many happy returns. You're more Rovers returns. Oh, the Rovers. Sorry, singular. And that's from Dan. Thank you, Dan. Is it not the Rovers returns? Nothing is returned, isn't it? It is, you're right, I think it is. You can only return once, I guess. Just like you two. Yes, we've returned. We've returned from death. Sadly, everyone's returned. I liked it up in heaven on that bonus episode. Did you? Did you? Yes. It's funny dying's funny dying isn't there's no one else

would rather be in heaven with oh show me heaven i was waiting for a joke there but no

you actually were being quite sincere which is very nice of you that's a class tune that

DJ Sammy track oh it's the one it's the candlelight mix isn't it the people

oh no that's really sad. Yeah.

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Oh. Obviously, live far away. We listen to your podcast every Tuesday and Friday together. It's our little tradition that we look forward to during the week, and you've become a huge part of our lives. I'm the luckiest person in the world to be marrying this wonderful man, and I'd love it if you could give us a shout out so we can hear it just before our big day. Thank you for bringing us more

laughs than we ever thought possible, Olivia and Bill. this wonderful man and I'd love it if you could give us a shout out so we can hear it just before

our big day. Thank you for bringing us more laughs than we ever thought possible, Olivia and Billy. Well, this is to you, Olivia and Billy. That's so sweet that we've become part of your lives. Yes. Thank you. Have a lovely wedding. Have the best wedding. Many congratulations. How lovely is that? So nice. How lovely is that? Listen to us and we're part of their lives.

Yeah, that's gorge.

How are you? Are you right? How lovely is that? So nice. How lovely is that? They listen to us and we're part of their lives.

Yeah, that's gorge. How are you? Are you right? I'm good. I've got sore gums. Right? Yeah. Other than that. Is that gingeritis? I don't know. Is that what that's called? Are they bleeding? Mm. You need to brush your teeth better. You know, I've never had a filling in my life.

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