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Help I Sexted My Boss

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Personal Journals, Relationships, Hilarious Dilemmas, British Humour Podcast, British Duo Comedy Podcast, Help I Sexted My Boss Podcast, Best British Comedy Podcast, Etiquette Podcast With Humor, Social Etiquette Advice, William Hanson Etiquette, Top Uk Banter Podcast, Jordan North Podcast, Funny Advice Podcast Uk, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

After William gets a stern telling-off for indulging in a midday martini, Jordan reveals some toilet behaviour that might just mark his lowest point yet. The boys then tackle your dilemmas regarding how soon is ‘too soon’ to bring your own tea into work, sharing your holiday pics with friends and restaurant vermin.

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0:00.0	Can we clear some of it up?
0:01.2	Yes.
0:01.5	Is my call time 12pm or do you want to start recording at 12pm production team?
0:10.1	I think it would be nice to start at 12.
0:12.1	So my call time would be 1145.
0:16.5	Yeah.
0:16.8	Okay, so let's...
0:17.4	However long it takes you to get ready.
0:19.9	It's now 1215. It's 12.17, but I did get coffee brownies put a bit of powder on and have a matter. So, right, so going forward, my call time should be 1145 to start recording at 12. Okay, let's clear. Glad we cleared that up. Good. Seven and a half years in, we've cleared that out.
0:38.1	Right.
0:38.5	Yeah.
0:38.8	Okay.
0:39.1	So my call, to start recording at 12, because it's in my diary for 12, and I was actually on time today.
0:44.8	But what were you doing for that 15 minutes anyway?
0:47.9	Are you just like fiddling with yourself?
0:49.6	Learn about Izzy's new latest side piece, you know, putting my makeup on this.
0:53.2	Oh, God. about Izzy's new latest side piece, you know, putting my makeup on. It's all good. Anyway, should we start the episode?
1:00.1	Hello and welcome to Help I Sexted My Boss, the podcast where we help you navigate the
1:04.9	challenges of modern life, answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions
1:09.5	to everyday dilemmas. Like, what should you do if your granddad has too much curry and Guinness and ends up soiling your car? It's an everyday dilemma. Or how'd you go about officially starting the process of making your co-host your PA? You would be a fabulous PA. I've dreamt for years about being under you. And what should you do for that extent,
1:28.0	said your boss, but we're not usually like any answer.
1:29.6	Oh, we're William Hansen, the UK's leading etiquette experts.
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