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Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast

Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2025

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

This week, athlete / actor OJ Simpson, an old little boy named Angus Montgomery Diana, and The Flasher Gremlin join Scott for another CBB Round Table! In this special edition of Comedy Bang! Bang! Scott and his guests discuss the issues of the day and how they can maybe solve some of the world’s biggest problems.

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0:00.0	Comedy bang bang, bang, comedy bang, bang, comedy bang,
0:07.0	comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy
0:10.0	bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy, comedy,
0:14.0	comedy, comedy, bang, comedy, comedy,
0:17.0	comedy, comedy, comey,
0:19.0	comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy, comey, Come a Banc bye. Come asi Banc mine. Come as me Bac Bac Bain.
0:22.6	Come asi Bac Bac B.
0:24.9	I jumped across a pond and stole a wizard's wand, but I went too quick and I stole his dick.
0:29.8	Now I'm probably going to jail.
0:31.5	Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.
0:33.5	Oh, thank you to Jack B. Nimble for that.
0:35.7	Oh, I wonder if it's the famous Jack B. Nimble. That would be, what a treat that would be. A famous long jumper, I guess. Not a long jumper. Hi, certainly, over a candlestick. I wonder if I could jump over a candlestick. Sounds dangerous, though. Maybe I'd turn it upside down. Ooh, sounds even more painful, actually. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another edition.
0:55.3	Thanks to Jack B. Nimble, not Jack Knee Bimble, for that catchphrase submission.
1:01.0	My name is Scott Ackerman.
1:01.9	We have an exceptional show today.
1:04.9	I will let you know who's on it, but every once in a while, an episode comes along where we've taken a little bit of a
1:14.7	left turn in terms of format over the past year or so. That's right. It's time for the CBB roundtable
1:22.1	where the table is round, but the issues are squarely within our sights.
1:29.8	We're going to hash things out on this episode.
1:33.0	We're going to talk about the issues of the day with an esteemed panel of guests here.
1:38.0	We're going to talk about thoughts, feelings.
1:40.8	Nothing is off limits.
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