Hello and welcome to help I sexted my boss, the podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern life, answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to everyday dilemmas.

Like, what should you do when you're sick of seeing your friend's picture from their last holiday?

Is that directed as any one of us? And what should you do if accidentally've accidentally sexted your boss? But we're not usual agony, are we? William Hansen, the UK's leading etiquette expert. No, we're not, Jordan North, capital breakfast show host. I'm more picky to a tea. You're more picky tea. And that's from Michelle with two else. You are quite picky to a tea. I am quite picky to a tea.

I'm having a discussion at the moment internally with myself,

whether I critique people's Christmas trees again on my So Schmead,

because I didn't do it last year, because you can do something too much.

Maybe you do that, and then we could, because it's picky tea season, we could like rate a few people's picky bits together. Oh, right. Yeah. I probably just hate them all. Yeah, exactly. Hence the comedy. Oh, I see. Hence the whole premise of the podcast. Oh, I see. Yeah. This is comedy, is it? Yeah. You're ying. I'm young. that's how it works okay speaking of which

you sent to me

this week

there's a picky T Yeah, this is comedy, is it? Yeah, you're ying, I'm young. That's how it works.

Okay.

Speaking of which, you sent to me this week, there's a Piccetee book out, isn't it?

There is the Piccetis semelier, it's called or something, and generally I thought, in fact, I typed it in the group, this is a grammar joke. I typed it in the group with I'd sue Jordan North and no comma.

And then I thought, no, I need to edit that to put a comma in.

Because otherwise, it sounds like I'd sue Jordan North.

That got published and no comma. And then I thought, no, I need to edit that to put a comma in. Because otherwise, it sounds like I had sued Jordan North. That got published. And I once headbutted a nun and other haphazards of a hairy, needy northerner never did. Well, I don't know that's a different title to what you pitched. What was the one I pitched? Confessions of a hap has an idiot. That was it. Same thing. I once had bought her none and yeah. Hi guys.

Hello, Ben. Oh, hi Hello Ben Oh hi I saw that book I thought it was some sort of like What do they call it Like the name where it's like the wrong name Stalkin filler No like you're hiding behind the name You're in a pseudonym Is that what it is? No, what do authors call it, eh?

When they've, like... It's like the Bronte sisters. They were hidden behind a name. Well, they're not called the Bronte sisters. Were they? I don't know. Didn't they sing We Are Family? Sorry, this is the worst contribution of ever contributed. What are you on about? They were singing. I just thought, I basically thought it was like the mask singer and the person who'd written it was actually Jordan, but he didn't want to be the, what? Do authors do it call it when it's not their name? Um, oh God, a pen name or an alias. Thank you. Anyway, cheers Ben. Thank you. This, uh, this week's choice goes to Larry, pulled the G&D, who got in touch with the following message, Dear Jordan William and the Gang, I'm writing to express my sincere appreciation for your incredibly entertaining show, which I discovered through my algorithms. As a gay senior from Alberta, Canada, I thoroughly enjoy your banter and look forward to watching your episodes twice a week on YouTube. Oh, thank you. Your comedic timing and quick-wit often lead me to pause the video as I find myself laughing uncontrollably. Oh, thanks. You are truly one of the funniest duos I have had the pleasure of watching. Jordan, your facial expressions and quaint euphemisms are delightful. And William, your quick repartee is exceptional. Although I no longer drink, I can almost imagine the taste of a G&D as I toast to your success with a glass of water. P.S. Jordan, I share your appreciation for a regular bliss hour, even at my age. I'll be celebrating my 75th birthday on November the 30th, with much love, Larry. So, happy birthday for this Sunday, Larry. Happy birthday, Larry. What lovely message. And of course, you can see all the episodes on YouTube like Larry. And I want, do they do a non-alcoholic de Bonnet? No. Oh, because you could have a non-alcoholic gin in Tobonet, couldn't. Yes, you could, because you're very good non-alcoholic gins now, but no, de Bonnet. You can get non-alcoholic sort of martini rosso, so you could sort of recreate the ready drink, but it's not a gin in debonair. Oh, okay. I would say it would like that. You're right? I'm good, yeah. How are you? Yes, I'm all right.

Jordan, you will recall last week, we sort of press ganged you into...

I thought we weren't going to talk about that.

You didn't seem to complain.

We're having a gang bang.

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