Help He’s Got A Donkey Cock
Help I Sexted My Boss
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4.9 • 7.4K Ratings
🗓️ 11 April 2023
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
Jordan is in a very funny mood this week (possibly from all the chocolate he's been eating) and it seems to be spreading. William has been wearing weird socks to the gym and even Mikey has been acting up by putting some very peculiar items in the fridge. The strangeness doesn’t end there though as we hear your dilemmas on being asked to pay upfront for your friends birthday party, what you should do when you swear in front of a bus full of 8 year olds, and how on earth should you react to finding out your uncle has a ‘Donkey Cock’.
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