Help He's Blown Into My Wet Wipe

Help I Sexted My Boss

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4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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There's further disagreement in the studio this week as William and Jordan can't agree on whether it's right to not talk to an Uber driver. William also tries to teach you how to up your coffee game, Jordan reveals all (well not really all) about his new "wine rack", and there are dilemmas about mullets, wet wipes and "Silicone Sally".

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Helpe Sexton, my boss.
0:08.7	There could be a voice at six.
0:09.9	There go, our listeners in Dublin.
0:11.5	The podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern life.
0:16.1	Answering the 21st century questions and finding solutions to everyday dilemmas.
0:19.8	Like, what should you do if
0:21.3	you're so kinky that even athletes' foot is a potential STD? And what should you do if your pet dog
0:26.6	decides to get involved during an intimate moment? And of course, what should you do if you've
0:31.9	accidentally sexted your boss? But we're not usually like any answer, are we William Hanson?
0:36.5	No, we're not Jordan North. I'm more hole in one, you're more glory hole. It's from Benjamin. Straight in? A bit on the net. Well, yes. I believe that's the point. You've got the same shirt on from last week. Well, Hark, who's talking? I'm not right of as well. Yes. What are the odds? What are the odds? that. I need to start getting better at this, don't we? Well, I'm trying to avoid fast fashion.
0:38.2	Yeah,
0:38.5	same.
0:38.8	So I just thought,
0:39.5	I forgot, What are the odds? What are the odds? What are the odds? And we need to start getting better at this, don't we?
0:54.5	Well, I'm trying to avoid fast fashion.
0:56.5	Yeah, same. So I just thought, I forgot I wore this last week. And you wore that one last week as well, didn't you? I know, yeah. What are we like? Yeah, what are we like, eh? Never mind. Should we have a G&D? Yes. And to be fair, Ben's in the same stuff as he was in last week as well.
0:54.8	And Diego.
0:55.5	And we told you that I told you that Gimp outfit didn't suit you last week. I can't find the gold hot pants. Oh, can you genuinely not? Have you still got it? Of course, Ben on a tour a couple of years ago was made to wear gold hot pants for our own personal pleasure.
1:29.9	No, it wasn't for our personal pleasure.
1:31.7	No.
1:32.2	Okay.
1:33.1	Do you not derive pleasure from it?
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