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The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Hell Hath No Fury Like a Cockroach Scorned with Trixie and Katya

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Trixie & Katya & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Fashion & Beauty, Arts

4.912K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

This sexy little minx was like nothing I'd ever seen before. Her legs, of which there were six, went on for days. The jelly in her prothorax, mesothorax, and metathorax jiggled like a jar of freshly opened blackberry jam. There were so many segments in her abdomen that I couldn't decide which one to focus on as I salivated at the sight. I was lost in the ocean of her compound eyes, sitting just below her antennae that were themselves doing an age-old dance of seduction as she waddled across my floor. This little mama had the quick moves and the wings of an angel and she knew it. To check out Lovehoney, go to: http://lovehoney.co/Bald Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out the Trixie and Katya Live Tour, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com To pre-order your copy of our new book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Let's talk about love, honey, love, honey.

0:03.2

They're only the world's biggest online sex toy store

0:05.5

founded 20 years ago, honey.

0:07.2

Famous for offering the widest selection of sex toys

0:09.3

in lingerie with unparalleled customer service to guide

0:11.6

each person to their unique pleasure, palace.

0:15.6

Listen, masturbation, let's talk about it.

0:17.7

I was raised Catholic, so I did not grow up talking about it,

0:21.8

but I certainly did it.

0:23.1

And you should not be ashamed of doing it either,

0:24.8

because your most important relationship

0:26.4

is the one with yourself and the most enduring

0:29.2

long-lasting sexual relationship you can have

0:31.4

is also the one with yourself.

0:33.9

Love, honey, has so many wonderful toys

0:36.4

to bring you to the summit, the peak of sexual satisfaction.

0:42.3

They got everything, the womanizer, blow motion, we vibe.

0:44.6

They've revolutionized the sexual wellness industry

0:46.8

with their range of vibrators and electoral stimulators.

0:49.7

Honey, honey, love, honey.

0:53.3

They can help you reach new heights with your pleasure.

0:56.8

So why don't you give them a chance?

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