Helicopter Dad thinks He CONTROLS THEIR LIFE cuz He PAYS THE RENT
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 7 August 2025
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Helicopter Dad thinks he controls their life because he pays the rent. |
| 0:06.0 | This wasn't me, but my friend and roommate. It just happened the other day and she's still |
| 0:10.4 | angry about it and said that I could share it. For some context, she's a pre-law student, |
| 0:16.0 | aiming to get a nice degree in business law. Her parents are pretty successful people. They |
| 0:20.6 | live in a nice house, |
| 0:21.6 | in a nice neighborhood. Her dad is a straight-up helicopter dad, just bullying and controlling. |
| 0:28.9 | He controls her bank account and calls her to yell at her whenever she buys pretty much anything. |
| 0:34.7 | Like, you spent $8 at Starbucks? Why did you get a subway twice this week? |
| 0:40.6 | Why did you spend $50 at Target? Additionally, he pays her rent. She pays her own utilities, |
| 0:46.4 | which will be important later. He believes he can set all the rules for everyone in our house. |
| 0:51.6 | I told him straight up he doesn't get to dictate my life in any way, |
| 0:55.4 | and he can just F right off with that. My friend said that I apparently impressed him because |
| 1:00.3 | he's not used to people standing up to him, but he still doesn't like me. One major rule is |
| 1:05.4 | no men are allowed in the apartment ever. He seems to think that if there are any male naughty |
| 1:10.6 | bits in the apartment, |
| 1:12.1 | his daughter can't help but screw them. It's a good thing my cats are girls, I guess. |
| 1:17.2 | He doesn't think she has any standards or nothing, although he's lightened up a bit after |
| 1:21.3 | freaking out that my friend has a boyfriend and the fact that this boyfriend has stayed over |
| 1:25.4 | before. He also demanded she come home every weekend, |
| 1:28.8 | a two-hour drive without traffic, because he doesn't want her to go to parties. Luckily, she and her |
| 1:34.7 | level-headed mother have gotten him to lower it to once a month. As a result, she keeps a lot of stuff |
| 1:40.4 | from him, which makes him more angry and less trusting of her. So he tightens the |
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