Helen discovers she has some Scots in her.
Ambridge on the Couch - this week on The Archers
Ambridge on the Couch
4.7 • 610 Ratings
🗓️ 1 March 2026
⏱️ 73 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Love this podcast? Support this show through the supporter feature from ACAST. It's up to you how much you give and there's no regular commitment. Just hit the link in the show description to support now. |
| 0:18.0 | Welcome to Ambridge on the couch, an in-depth look at the Archers with me, Jeff Thomas, Lucy Freeman, Harriet Carmichael, James Everett and Matt Rodriguez-Pain. |
| 0:29.3 | Now, before we make a start on your emails, let's have a recap of what happened this week in Ambridge. |
| 0:36.3 | We began the week with Jazza and Tracy suddenly |
| 0:38.8 | realizing they had more money than they realized thanks to Jazza getting a |
| 0:42.3 | minuscule pay rise a while back. I'm not sure this is accurate. People with no |
| 0:47.0 | money tend to know to the tenor how much they've got so suddenly discovering |
| 0:51.5 | they could actually afford to put more money into Nedy's Boghus seemed unlikely, |
| 0:56.5 | but Chelsea was delighted, so I am too. Also delighted with each other were Alice and her new |
| 1:01.9 | Bo Rex who apparently drives around with a tape measure in his pocket at all times. Maybe he's |
| 1:06.9 | insecure. Anyway, they were all being a bit best wishes kind regards until they've got the first |
| 1:11.9 | snog over with. It's always an awkward stage that, and then after it's done, you quite miss it. |
| 1:16.7 | However, Alice was such a cow to wrecks in the pub, forcing him to invite Krusty along, which will |
| 1:22.0 | utterly mortify her too when she finds out she's been a gooseberry twice in one night. I can't |
| 1:26.9 | believe he's sticking with her. |
| 1:28.7 | David was delighted, as some idiot has decided to put him in charge of the poor Chester show. |
| 1:33.6 | He's always happy when he gets a new role to play, barman, events planner, as it means he gets to |
| 1:38.6 | sneak away from the farm and leave his mother and Ruth heaving bullocks about. His tactic |
| 1:43.2 | appears to be to have absolutely |
| 1:44.7 | no inspiration himself but to plead for help pitifully from everyone he meets. After deciding to |
| 1:51.1 | share some highly personal and significant family financial decisions with Linda, a woman he barely |
| 1:55.9 | tolerates generally, he started on her about the show and she told him he needed to develop a big idea. |
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