4.7 • 849 Ratings
🗓️ 6 August 2025
⏱️ 91 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
0:00.0 | If you had to pick just one album to define the 21st century so far, what would it be? I'm Cole Kishna from Dysect. And I'm Charles Holmes from The Midnight Boys, and on Tuesday, July 29th, Cole and I are launching season four of Last Song Standing, but this year we're mixing things up. Instead of searching for an artist's greatest song, we're asking an even bigger question. What is the greatest album of the 21st century so far? Listen to last song standing on the Dysect podcast feed or |
0:25.7 | the Dysect YouTube channel starting Tuesday, July 29th. Everything I know about being in a rock band, I learned when I was three years old, and I watched |
0:47.6 | Kermit, Gonzo, and Fazi check in to the Happiness Hotel during the Great Muppet Caper. |
0:57.0 | We'd like a room? |
0:59.0 | Really? |
1:00.0 | Yeah, we'd like to check in. |
1:03.0 | Somebody's checking in! |
1:06.0 | Somebody's checking in! |
1:09.0 | Somebody's checking in. |
1:30.5 | I do not have a conscious memory of watching the 1981 feature film The Great Muppet Caper, the year it came out, on account of the fact that I turned three years old in 1981. But hopefully my parents weren't masochistic enough to take toddler me to a movie theater yet. Furthermore, I have genuinely no idea how long |
1:37.6 | it took before a movie released in theaters in 1981 was available to watch at home. What did it take |
1:44.0 | five years? |
1:45.5 | Nor if you want the truth, am I 100% sure how you'd even watch a movie at home back then. |
1:51.3 | Were VCRs even invented yet? |
1:54.1 | The past keeps getting farther away and thus more mysterious and unknowable. |
2:01.4 | Have you noticed this? |
2:03.5 | I don't care for it. |
2:04.8 | How am I supposed to do my job? |
2:07.7 | All I can tell you is that when I was three years old, |
2:10.8 | the Muppets were extremely my shit, |
2:14.1 | though hopefully I would not have phrased it that way at the time. |
2:19.5 | Oh, there's no fire in the fireplace. There's no curfee it on the floor. Don't try to order |
... |
Transcript will be available on the free plan in 1 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from The Ringer, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of The Ringer and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.