This is a Rooster Teeth production.

Good morning from Hell, it is I, Commander Clayton, Brother of Satan and Secretary of War, for Hell's Army!

And I'm Chris, and my journal punishment is to do this podcast where we interview everyone in Hell.

It's right, you got a lot of good energy Chris and I'm liking this, you coming in big, coming in strong!

So this is the big day.

We're here on the battlefield, here in Pergatory, but to kick some angel ass!

The great battle between heaven and hell, where we have millions of Hell's Army are all gathered here on the battlefield.

Oh yeah, Four Horsemen really came in clutch there, they're at the end, the final hour.

You know, we didn't think we'd have much of an army to come with, but they really brought it.

So we got everybody out here, he's gonna be here in lots of people today.

Yeah, almost like a big finale with tons of guest voices, it'll be like that.

Yeah, it'd be like, it'd be like, it's like the Avengers in-game battle, but like, way cooler and way higher production value.

Because it's real!

Yeah, we don't have to do any CGI, and if we did, it would look better.

Oh, for sure, for sure.

So, so you got your tank?

It's a little smaller than I thought, it might.

Yeah, it's a little bit smaller, the Amazon listing was very deceptive, I thought I was getting a full-sized tank military grade.

This is a Power Wheels tank.

Uh-huh.

Yeah, but you know, it still looks good, right?

Yeah, I mean, from afar, or like, maybe up close, maybe without, it looks good, it looks realistic.

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