Headboard Schemes and Deathly Dreams
The Luxury Podcast
Audio Always
4.9 • 867 Ratings
🗓️ 9 October 2025
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Summary
In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan compare notes on how to pick the most thorough and executive cleaner. Jonathan puts himself forward as William's chambermaid, and much haggling over price ensues. Plus, a listener writes in with a very alarming dream, and Jonathan's filthy headboard returns.
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| 0:00.0 | Think of a nappy. See-through and perfect for keeping things fresh. Now you're thinking, |
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| 0:30.1 | Hey, did you know that... Is that true? |
| 0:33.7 | I don't know, but it sounds good, didn't it? |
| 0:35.3 | It does sound good. |
| 0:36.2 | Put your encyclopedia away and get ready for Joe and James FACT Up. |
| 0:41.9 | Join me, James Buckley. |
| 0:43.6 | And me, Joe Thomas. |
| 0:45.0 | For a brand new weekly podcast where we'll be bringing each other a fact that we deem fascinating. |
| 0:50.9 | Subscribe to Joe and James Fact Up and get a fact load of interesting chat in your feed every Tuesday. Joe and James, Joe and James, Joe and James FACT Up and get a fax load of interesting chat in your feed every |
| 0:55.3 | Tuesday. |
| 0:56.0 | Joe and James, Joe and James, Joe and James, Facts Up. |
| 1:10.1 | Hello and welcome to the luxury podcast. My name's Jonathan Vernon Smith. With me is William Hansen. This is the podcast that helps you live a more luxury life. |
| 1:21.3 | Hello, Jonathan and I are here to help you create the everyday moments of luxury that make life worth living whatever your budget. |
| 1:27.2 | So welcome to another |
| 1:28.8 | bonus episode of the luxury podcast where William and I trade tips and stories from our own |
| 1:34.3 | luxury lifestyles, as well as delving into our lovely great big mailbags. Sir William, had a good |
| 1:40.4 | week so far? Yes, it's not been terrible. I've got a new cleaner. Oh, have you? |
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