It was weird. I never had anyone do that.

Okay, that's weird. That seems to almost like defensive.

Look at me, not robbing this bank, even though I may have robbed another bank.

Welcome back to Dear Shandy. Listeners. Hello, Andy. Hello. How are you?

Do you win? Okay. Do it. Okay. It's a color day. It sure is. Yeah. And we're joined by a lovely

color named Taylor. Taylor, thank you so much for joining us. Hey, Taylor. Thank you for having me.

Okay. So Taylor, do you mind giving us your age, the age of the person in question, if there is one

and your location, and you can be as specific as you want? Okay. I'm 30.

My now ex-boyfriend that I would be chatting about. He was 31. And I was 18.

United Kingdom. Yeah. He is. He's past. I understand. He's gone now. And you're 31.

Is it? Okay. Yeah. Okay. Great. And let's hear your story. Okay.

Quite a long-winded here now. I initially when I wrote in, it was, I did it in two separate emails

and things have happened since then. So I'll try to just get through it all, stop me,

where you want to. Talk to you want to talk about. We will. We will. Okay. Yeah. So I originally wrote

in about the first real disagreement I have with my now ex-boyfriend, which quickly turned into a

pretty abrupt breakup. And I'm pretty analytical. So I thought about this a lot. But it seemed like

the more I think about it now, the less I know. So from the beginning, I'm at the scantinder.

And in late November 2021. And he works on rotation. So he works 10 weeks on, 10 weeks off. So he's

essentially gone half the year. But I had met him in his home city two weeks into his rotation when

he's at home. And so looking back now, he was like a little bit unresponsive on Tinder originally.

Like he had planned a date for us. Then he didn't talk to me for three days leading up to the date.

And then I ended up thinking he ghosted me. But I had already given my number. So he ended up

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