He Wore THIS For His Lady And Became The Laughing Stock Of The Family Vacation!
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🗓️ 3 December 2024
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's see what lies beyond with Disney's Moana 2 soundtrack. |
| 0:07.0 | What lies beyond? |
| 0:09.0 | Under skies I've never seen, will I lose myself between my home and what's unknown if I go beyond. |
| 0:23.6 | Disney's Moana 2 soundtrack out now. |
| 0:26.6 | With the future of our people's... |
| 0:29.6 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:33.6 | Last week on vacation, I was reading that if you get buzzed very quickly from alcohol, it's a sign of a very healthy liver, which I clearly have now because based on that half a shot of mad dog that we took 15 minutes ago, I'm a little loopy. |
| 0:51.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:51.7 | I am too. |
| 0:52.6 | Just a little bit. |
| 0:53.6 | I can feel some. I don't know. Are you serious? I'm a little loopy. Yeah. I am too. Just a little bit. I can feel some. |
| 0:54.7 | Just a little. |
| 0:56.2 | Are you serious? |
| 0:57.1 | I'm so serious. |
| 0:58.5 | To be honest, I wasn't prepared for you to down it. |
| 1:01.4 | Like I gave you like a sipper, but you and Bert both just went goop. |
| 1:05.1 | Yeah, after we did that and I looked at y'all sipping it, I was like, I think we might have jumped off the clip. I went back to the 11th grade. |
| 1:11.6 | You didn't sip in the 11th grade. |
| 1:13.4 | You didn't shop. |
| 1:14.2 | So yeah, I'm a little loopy. |
| 1:15.3 | I'm going to have to drink a little more water. |
| 1:16.5 | Okay. |
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