The Perchio.

Good friend of mine went on a date with a young lady that he has been very excited to finally

go on a date with and it ended with him embarrassed and bleeding from his face and I think it's my fault.

Those are two bad things.

Yep. Embarrassed and bleeding.

There you go.

That's not the way you want a date to end.

But that is how it went down and it all started because a good friend of mine he's a lot like in your boat

Abbey where he's constantly going on dates but there's never a second date he just

never seems to get excited about anybody and never seems to work out. The difference is he's the kind of guy that believes

in like really going all out on the first day. It's always a very expensive dinner. He's

willing to pay. That's his thing. I'm always trying to get him to go on

dates that don't cost this much but he just never seems to want to do that that's

not his style love bomb baby that's him like from the from the gate right and the last day I think he literally

spent like three hundred and something dollars on the date and the date ended up

being so bad for him that he faked having diarrhea so he could leave early

oh damn that's the kind of situations this man finds himself in.

I am just really curious, just as a sidebar here, both Kristen and Abby.

If you're on a date, right?

Would you rather a guy just say to you in the middle of the date, hey I am not feeling this or would you rather him flop at by saying like I'm having stomach problems?

Mm If you pulled the stomach problems card on me it feels a little bit like an

insult to my intelligence because I know that you know that I know why you're saying that and so for you to just use the

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