He’s Keeping A Big Secret In His Apartment And If It Leaks He’ll Have To Pay Big!
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🗓️ 16 April 2025
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.3 | Producer Mikey recently moved into a Midtown apartment, and our producer, Mikey, is about to get thrown out of his midtown apartment. |
| 0:10.6 | Yeah, well, I lost the battle. |
| 0:14.1 | I have been fighting for probably six months, even though I've only been living there for like four months, for my girlfriend |
| 0:22.5 | to not get an animal, especially a dog. And at home right now, I have a dog. Wow. Congratulations. |
| 0:30.4 | Thank you so much. Are you warming up to the idea now that it's actually in the home? It's a dog. It's |
| 0:36.1 | exactly what I thought it'd be. It's a lot to take care of. A dog is fun |
| 0:41.1 | whenever you're not the primary caretaker. I want to know a little bit more about this dog |
| 0:46.2 | again. How old? What breed? Where'd you get him or her? Is it a boy or girl? What's |
| 0:50.9 | the name? Okay. So last time I talked to you guys, I said that she found an eight-year-old dog in Nashville, |
| 0:57.9 | Tennessee. |
| 0:58.6 | It's a boy named Reggie. |
| 1:02.3 | And he's a Pomeranian. |
| 1:04.6 | Shut up, he is not. |
| 1:06.1 | Are you kidding? |
| 1:07.1 | I'm not kidding. |
| 1:07.7 | An eight-year-old Pomeranian named Reggie. |
| 1:12.7 | Was anybody else picturing like a lab or a pit bull or something? It feels like a very |
| 1:16.0 | midtown dog to me. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, something |
| 1:18.7 | that's smaller that you can tote in a purse or carry or something. Just |
| 1:22.4 | an embarrassing dog to walk around with kind of. As a man. |
| 1:25.3 | Yeah, yeah. A giddy. |
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