The United States is on the knife edge big time here in this game against Iran. Iran barely missing a scoring opportunity.

We are into the 84th minute. The game is starting to get very chippy.

This is going to be a wild like final 10 minutes here. I would assume we get at least five minutes of stoppage time.

So we're probably this what's great about soccer and also terrible, depending on how you look at and what your bets are.

We're like, let's say 10 to 12 minutes from now, like we are going to know whether the United States has advanced or not.

It's pretty exciting. Yeah, we're on the outs. You would love for us to, uh, we said we hired.

They kept saying they're in the telecast. We hired a coach to help us with our set pieces with our corners and our free kicks.

Did we hire someone to help us waste a lot of time faking injuries? That's what I would like to know that we have a team waste right now. Right. Right.

Is he available? Right because you know why because he's actually because his ankle is the size of a grapefruit.

That's why I can't play in the games right now.

Okay, so yeah, I don't even like, I don't even want to, I kind of just want to like do play by play of the game right now.

Like we're coming down to it here. I guess we should do, which do he's a slap right? Okay.

So, uh, yeah, listen, there were a lot of morons that, uh, that lost us money in week 12.

That was Sunday was a frustrating day. And we will hold them accountable right now in the week 12 edition here of He's a Slap.

Just thinking about that moron, Todd.

That's my blood boiling. You know what they say about deer.

Brains haven't developed enough yet. When the car, the truck, whatever is speeding towards them.

The deer is in the headlights. I just kind of stands there waiting to get hit.

Todd bowls is the NFL head coach equivalent of the deer in the headlights.

The truck is coming towards him. Everyone in the stadium. Everyone watching on television. Everyone that bet on the game.

We can all see it coming. Except for Todd bowls.

Who would have ever thought it was possible? It's not like he was the head coach of an NFL team for four years in the biggest media market in the world.

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