He Planned His Own Birthday And Learned Something New About Himself!

The Bert Show

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🗓️ 26 September 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

To celebrate Messy Mikey's birthday, he and his girlfriend took on GO-CARTS! Turns out...he's kinda a professional? Which is why he's throwing down a CHALLENGE!

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0:00.0	Kids love to discover new things with their mouths.
0:05.0	But some things aren't safe.
0:08.0	So most Erastel lithium coin batteries are coated with a repulsive taste
0:13.0	to make children spit them out.
0:15.5	Duracelle lithium coin batteries, the safer choice.
0:25.0	Best Dickin. There's digging and then there's super digging. There's food and then there's baker's super-foods.
0:28.0	There's food and then there's baker's super foods.
0:32.0	Made with selected natural ingredients and tasty chicken.
0:35.6	The food, and then there's Baker Superfoods.
0:39.6	You might want to step back from your speaker or remove your headphones.
0:44.4	Yes! I can't, I just can't believe it.
0:48.4	Mark's found out his 11.4 million pounds on Lotto.
0:52.0	This is just...
0:54.0	I don't...
0:56.0	You know what? I've got tears in my eyes.
0:59.0	Yep, that's 11.4 million.
1:03.0	Lotto, will you be the next millionaire?
1:06.0	The National Lottery. Rules and procedures apply, players must be 18 or over.
1:10.0	The Bertia. All right, messy Mikey. over.
1:13.0	The Bert show.
1:14.0	All right, messy Mikey, you planned your own birthday and you suggest and you recommend everybody
1:18.8	plan their own birthday because when you plan your own birthday,
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