He Needs Our Help Uninviting Someone From His Wedding!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 16 September 2025
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:31.9 | It's midnight. |
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| 1:02.6 | The Furt Show. |
| 1:03.9 | So I have a long history of buffoonery. |
| 1:07.2 | Last week it was accidentally buying cemetery flowers for my fiance. Oh my God, you have to reset that really quick. Do I? Yes, you do. Can you tell it? Okay, all right. So, Bert, recently engaged. He is over the moon in love. He's in love. He's at the Kroger. He's going Krogering. He walks in. The floral section is right there. He's like, you know what? I'm in love. I'm going to get my fiancé flowers just because he picks a beautiful bouquet of whites and yellows and purples and grabs it. And he's like, she's going to love this. And he grabs a bouquet and throws it in his basket. |
| 1:44.6 | Didn't even think about it because I was there to get other things. |
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