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The Totally Football Show with James Richardson

The Athletic

Soccer, Unknown, Soccer,, Sports, Football

4.6 • 4.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2022

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Jimbo welcomes Daniel Storey, Adam Hurrey and Adrian Clarke into the pod after the biggest Premier League game of the season. Once again Man City and Liverpool can’t be separated as they draw 2-2 at the Etihad in a wonderful encounter. The panel discuss a rivalry that suits the millennial, the curious Gabriel Jesus and the most absurd image in recent Premier League history. The other Mersey-Manchester clash sees Everton earn a crucial 3 points with victory over Man United. Are this bottom 3 going to remain the bottom 3? And would we miss them? Elsewhere, Chelsea get surgical on Southampton, while Spurs showcase a front 3 bettered only by Liverpool’s, complete with the antics of flick-on merchant Harry Kane. And Daniel takes on Duncan Alexander in the first Inter Totally Cup semi-final. RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Man City 2-2 Liverpool (04m 00s) • PART 2: Everton 1-0 Man Utd and the battle at the bottom (18m 30s) • PART 3a: Southampton 0-6 Chelsea and the race for the top 4 (33m 00s) • PART 3b: The rest of the Premier League weekend (49m 00s) • PART 4: Inter Totally Cup – Storey v Alexander (56m 00s) SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC TODAY FOR £1 A MONTH FOR THE FIRST 6 MONTHS • theathletic.com/totally GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Athletic
0:08.8	Totally football show today Man City Liverpool Etihad drama Saint-Six-Gull-Shellaking,
0:15.1	a Lama. Burnley's Sean Dij comic, Kammer,
0:18.2	man United as threatening as the Dalai Lama and how Chelsea will do against Ben Zama.
0:23.1	All of that and the whole Premier League canorama plus the start of the
0:26.5	Inter-Totally semi-finals. It's the Totally Football Show in association with Paddy Power.
0:42.8	Listener, coming to you from Monday the 11th of April. How are you? Thanks for joining us.
0:48.4	It's a totally with your friend's Daniel's story. Hello, Daniel. Hi, James.
0:52.9	Cheerio Day during Clark's along. Hello, James. There he is. And also Adam, hurry, Adam, you're back.
1:00.4	Hello, James. Hello. It's a pretty non-committal greeting from yet, Adam. It's a big day for Daniel,
1:06.7	can I say, you've got a driving lesson booked for 10.30. That's in 90 minutes time.
1:13.0	Yeah, maybe we need to shorten the pot to 60 minutes and stuff. 60 minutes clock.
1:18.8	Right. I think that could work. I think that could work. Listener, of course, Daniel's
1:25.4	topically referencing current plans to have trials for football matches with a 60 minute game clock
1:33.0	in football as one of the measures to vastly improve this kind of sad old bloated sport that
1:40.2	that occupies so much of our time. Wow. But Daniel, this is this is big so driving lessons, yes?
1:46.0	Yes, they are now, I now realise, are standard in a post-COVID world three hours long, which is
1:53.1	really? Do you have to do the remote? No, but I think the idea is that the driving structures don't
2:00.0	have to clean the car less frequently than if they're doing them every hour. So they're now three hours.
2:05.5	Oh, crikey. I'm pretty sure Daniel, you're not 17. Why is it taking you this long? What has prompted
2:13.6	you to go for it now? A sort of combination of laziness and selfishness really.
2:19.0	Laziness, very self-explanatory, selfishness, you do tend to stop getting lifts to places if you
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