“He Just Doesn’t Look the Same” - Does De Bruyne Make An All-Time Premier League XI?
That Peter Crouch Podcast
Tall or Nothing
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 11 April 2025
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s Friday episode, The notorious Steve Sidwell holds down the fort, filling in for Crouchy and the absent Chris Stark on their holidays. Despite almost completely losing control — the lads still find their groove…
Crouchy dials in from Qatar with tales of belly-flop surfing, and the boys break down the weird energy of the Manchester derby, Premier League power shifts, and why De Bruyne just doesn’t look the same anymore.
There’s a proper fan-boy moment from producer Jamie over one of the most outrageous free kicks of the season, before moving into the lengths a club could take to allow a player to retire at the club shirt you started at.
And of course, it wouldn't be Friday without a spicy Dogfight League update, and a Ski XI full of powder puns and alpine banter. Plus, the eternal question: who’s sitting in the middle van seat this time… and why?
Chumbawamba
00:00 – Crouch forgets to press record!
00:03:00 – Technical issues spark SD card/“siddy card” banter.
00:05:00 – Man City vs Man United derby chat — “Just not the same anymore.”
00:07:00 – Crouchy applauds the opponent by accident while on the bench.
00:11:00 – That outrageous free kick — “Postage stamp!”
00:18:07 – “Onana might be United’s worst keeper…” — reaction to viral quote.
00:30:00 – One-day contracts to retire at your first club? Crouchy’s brutal take.
00:36:00 – The Vanorama Middle Seat Debate.
00:40:00 – The PodSki XI — the return of Lucas PodSki.
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