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The Bert Show

He Had To Risk His Life Breaking Back Into His Apartment!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

He could have gotten ARRESTED! Messy Mikey is in studio to talk the lengths he went to to break into his own apartment after he got locked out on a drunken night!

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.3

I produced her Mikey in studio this morning because he had to risk his life to get back into his apartment.

0:07.7

This is probably, I'd say top five dumbest nights of my life.

0:12.1

Okay.

0:12.6

This is, um...

0:13.4

That's probably saying a lot.

0:14.7

Yeah, I'm guessing.

0:15.6

I mean, I got a list going and top five is pretty significant.

0:20.0

Now, are we talking about the same place here that

0:22.7

you were talking about a couple of days ago that emailed you and said, hey, just want to let

0:25.6

everybody, including the criminals know. We have no more security cameras in our apartment complex.

0:30.9

Do whatever you want. It's complete anarchy. Yeah, I was hoping nobody would connect those dots

0:35.2

because now they know there's no cameras and you can penetrate it.

0:41.0

But yeah, we'll go with it.

0:42.9

So same place.

0:44.7

Thursdays are trivia night.

0:46.8

The youth group goes out to trivia.

0:48.9

Only the real brainiacs of the youth group are invited.

0:51.8

So it's me, Rebecca, and Jackson.

0:54.8

Hey, I'm invited. I choose that to come.

0:57.8

That's a pity invite.

1:03.1

So we go out to trivia, and every week, whenever it ends, I try to get Jackson to keep

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