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He Embarrassed Himself In Front Of His Girlfriend’s Family…At A Funeral?!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

First he hit someone with a golf ball and now THIS! Producer Jackson can't stop embarrassing himself in front of his girlfriend's family...and this time he messed up at the worst time: a FUNERAL! 

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0:00.0

The Birchow. You can say I have a newfound respect for improv after we gave it a shot a few some weeks back.

0:07.6

It is not as easy as you think it is. And that's why when I saw this on my timeline, I was laughing so hard at how brilliant I thought these answers were.

0:16.0

So we'll have to circle back to that improv night because I think Dad's Garage was so good to us. I think they

0:22.2

made it too easy. They set us up to succeed. Definitely not to fail. That's not what we're about.

0:26.5

No. We're about failing. We got to really get in, get dirty, figure out how hard it really is.

0:31.9

But these guys are complete professionals from whose line is it anyway.

0:35.0

Dude, it used to be one of my favorite shows.

0:39.8

They are so talented, man, and so good at this.

0:44.4

And this clip had me rolling because it is an improv clip from the show.

0:48.6

And these are things that you can say to your dog that you cannot say to your girlfriend.

0:51.4

Things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend.

0:55.3

Come.

1:02.1

There's a hand motion too.

1:07.0

Grab the ball.

1:11.6

That hand motion, too.

1:15.0

Get off the mailman. Get off the mailman.

1:18.8

I think they're a little better than us, Eddie.

1:20.6

Solid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very solid. That was great.

1:24.3

All right, Jackson, you did it again. How did you embarrass yourself this time in front of your girlfriend's family? Oh, boy. This is going to be painful. Did you hit

1:28.5

somebody else with a golf ball? No. No, this one does not have to do with golf, thankfully. That was the

1:33.1

first big miss happen happened last year where I hit a caddy with a golf ball in front of her dad

1:36.8

and her brother-in-law and at one of the nicest golf courses in the entire world. Oh, I hit my ex-wife's dad. Right in the shoulder and the way he went down, I thought

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