He Didn’t Ask Her To Be His Valentine And She Crashed Out!

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🗓️ 18 June 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Should you still ask your wife to be your valentine…if you’re already married? One woman online sure thinks so!

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0:00.0	Members of the Wicked cast and orchestra, this is your call to the stage.
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0:32.4	The Furt Show.
0:33.8	I believe it's taken you years, Mo, but you finally found a dude that you agree, that agrees with you when it comes to Valentine's Day.
0:40.6	Yeah, it might only be three of us.
0:44.0	But I thought this was hilarious.
0:45.7	I saw this video on at bully underscore the kid on Instagram, and it is a man who is in the kitchen.
0:52.6	And I think he's cooking or washing dishes of doing something and his wife comes up
0:55.9	to him and reminds him that he forgot
0:57.9	to ask her to be his
0:59.8	Valentine and well his response
1:02.2	says it all.
1:03.4	Babe, let me ask you a question. It's February
1:05.6	3rd, I think.
1:07.7	It's the 3rd, yes.
1:09.1	You haven't asked me to be your Valentine's. What is your deal? Are you kidding me? Yes, I think. It is the third, yes. You haven't asked me to be your Valentine. What is your deal?
1:12.6	Are you kidding me?
1:13.6	Yes, I did.
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