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He Changes The Lyrics To Random Songs To Send His Kids Subliminal Messages!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2025

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

It's time for some kid songs! What song lyrics do YOU change to sing to your kids when you need to send them some subliminal messages? K Lee shares some examples HERE!

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.2

So I am past the stage with my kid where I'm trying to figure out creative ways how to get him to do things.

0:08.2

Now it's more like creative ways how to punish him when he doesn't.

0:12.6

You're in a very different part of your life.

0:15.1

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:16.3

And I don't know why things just, it was just the evolution of things.

0:22.4

But like sometimes when I'm trying to, I don't know if it's teach my kid or get my kid to do something, I don't know why I'll

0:27.5

try to do it with the power of song, but I might just change up the lyrics to match what I'm

0:34.6

trying to get the kid to do. It's not bad. I mean, it's not bad at all. Make it fun for him, right?

0:39.0

Well, yeah. Somehow, some way. Yeah, and I don't know why I just decided to break into song or what even

0:43.8

inspired it. But like, um, so... If you would have asked me of all the parents on the birth show,

0:49.3

which one breaks in the song to get their kids to do crap i would have said cayley was absolutely last yeah

0:56.0

i'm not even close well maybe when you hear just my my lyric of this song but um you'll think uh

1:02.9

i don't know what you'll think anyway this this instagram i was trying to find other parents

1:08.1

that might do this but um so you know the song Popular from Wicked, right?

1:13.8

You know, Glenda, Galinda, whatever her name is,

1:17.7

trying to like teach the other one or she's going to be popular.

1:21.1

Yeah, whatever.

1:22.1

It's going to be popular.

1:23.3

Uh-huh.

1:23.4

Well, Nica Diwa on Instagram did her own version of Popular.

1:29.6

That was a little bit more inspiring.

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