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it with us, hit us up at theburtshow.com. It says, Bert Show, I want opinions from you guys

and hopefully some men in your audience. All right, dudes, 1-855, Bert Show. I want to

know your thoughts on guns. Oh, God. More specifically about women who have them. I was

dating someone for about a month. I don't want to use this real name, but to make the situation

easier to explain, I'm just going to call them Alan. Like I mentioned, Alan and I dated

for a month. He did not hesitate to tell me how much he really liked me. He seemed to

think we had a lot of potential. We joked that I was going to have to be the one to slow

our relationship down because he liked me too much to keep things at a reasonable pace.

I thought his eagerness was sweet because I really liked him too. We liked each other

so much that I had already met his family. They also seemed to really like me and he told

me that I really impressed them all. He was going to meet my family when they came to visit

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