HBM032: Fugitives of the Blue Laguna
Here Be Monsters
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4.6 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 7 May 2014
⏱️ 18 minutes
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Summary
Back when David was a nerdy Oklahoman teenager, he fell in love with Stephanie. They both had angst towards their overbearing, conservative parents and they both wanted out.
So, when the opportunity presented itself, they decided to run for it. They took David's blue 1976 Chevy Laguna and as much money as they could find and started driving to Portland to start a new life.
Stephanie's mom found out and hired a private investigator. She told the PI to break David's arms if he ever caught up with them.
So, they drove across the United States binge-listening to the the only cassette they had: The Cure's Standing on the Beach Singles.
They get arrested for stealing condoms and deodorant, they learn how to sweet-talk free food out of Taco Bell, and they create fake identities for themselves.
David and Stephanie make it to Boise, Idaho, where they move in with a bunch of Mormon punk rockers and assume a new life.
And then they find out the FBI's involved. Suddenly David's facing 30 years of prison time for kidnapping and statutory rape. And, what started as an adventure, turns into something really serious, really fast.
This week's show was co-produced and recorded by Alex Kime. He's a writer and sound engineer living in Chicago, Illinois.
Music: Lucky Dragons and Justin LaForte
David now works as a professor of Sociology in Washington State at a community college, where lives with his wife (not Stephanie) and daughter. He was one of the founding members of the Infernal Noise Brigade.
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| 0:09.8 | knew exactly what she meant and I was ready to do anything for Stephanie anything and so I just |
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| 1:17.0 | The podcast about. |
| 1:19.0 | Fake names and fake security numbers. |
| 1:22.0 | The podcast about... |
| 1:24.0 | Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, |
| 1:27.0 | my... |
| 1:28.0 | My first love of my life was Stephanie. |
| 1:37.9 | In... life was Stephanie in Oklahoma City when I was in high school and I had had girlfriends before that but Stephanie was the first one I was really flipped |
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