Eat the Sideways Sweeties, you Yeasty Peters.

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My audio's a bit fucking shit here I'll on I fix it. My vocal settings here on my pre-amp are off. Eat the sideways sweeties.

Sideways sweeties. Yeasty Peter is whispering in the ear of a dove. He's offering the dove, a sideways sweetie.

If you're testing a vocal effects chain,

you really do gotta be talking like this.

To get the best results.

Sideways Peter, Peter is eating sweeties with a dove.

Whispering in his ear, he's going to hell.

So you're also noticing the gentle pitter-patter of rain on my roof.

We're welcoming the rain in this week onto the podcast.

But when it does rain, I have to adjust my microphone to accommodate the sparkly effervescence

of its sound.

So we've had a very intense week in Ireland.

There were large-scale protests that pretty much brought the country to a standstill.

Farmers and truck drivers who were impacted massively by the rising cost of fuel as a result of

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