All right.

First things first.

Right off Rip.

Wait, where the fuck's my coffee wait i love that you

you already started reading her to filth let's get into it yeah i'm reading you both wait what me

wait why i was being a good friend i was getting used and abused these i'm sorry i had to

farming reacts off me like i i 30 day fiance. I had to. Because like it would not have been convincing. You're a great actor. I didn't even think about it. I didn't even think about it. But in that moment, like I had to strike. So for listeners at home. A way better actor than I ever thought you were you fool

and I'm your only casting director you've ever had so wait so you knew so you knew so you knew he

was acting no I didn't know he was acting no no she figured it out afterwards yeah listen for those

of you at home who don't know what we're talking about well is dramatic I'm dramatic yes everyone

knows that of all let's give k kudos to Ludwig for coming home early for Valentine's. That's very nice of him. Yeah. It's very nice to spend Valentine's Day with his girlfriend. Okay, don't do this thing. Don't do this thing where you undermine it. I'm not undermining it. It was really sweet.

I was just trying to make a joke out of it.

And then I realized how sassy might tell us. And I was like, no one's going to think that's a joke. So no, it was scary. It's the typical like he's doing the same one. Oh, sorry. That's my faith. Back to him being matched. So here's what I am speculating at.

And one of them have admitted to their follies.

You both knew Ludwig was coming home for Valentine's Day. I thought, but I didn't know. It's the same as when you like, when I think a guy's cheating on me. I mean, you can't get mad at her for that. She doesn't fucking know. I didn't know. But it's my best. It's my bad. I'm sorry. I murdered him when he entered the house. He's so silly. I don't know why he didn't stay out of the house and knock on the door. He walked into the house and I immediately grab a knife. Yeah, but I'm alone. I've been alone for two weeks. Did he say anything? No, not at first. Yeah. He just was breathing loud. Yeah, he just walked in the house, so I heard you can grab a knife. Happy Valentine's Day. And then I'm sitting there. You heard him grabbing a knife? No, I grabbed the knife. I sleep with a knife next to my bed. And a taser. You and top G. You sleep with a knife next to your. You and Andrew Tate both. Yeah, I mean, we've got so much in common. Yeah, he's like, I've got a machete next to my bed for any bitch that comes through. I have the worst home defense weapons. What do you have? I have a 25 pound medieval club and a crossbow. Bro, what are you? Like, that's what you're doing? You're out here with the blunderbuzz? Not even the blunderbuss. It's like older than that. Yeah. I actually had this conversation with Maya where it's like when Ludwig was gone, if somebody entered into the home, is your approach run away or hide? Mine is hide freaking shoddy snipes in the corner. Stab them. Oh, wow. You've thought about. Yeah, I know exactly where I'd hide too. I have a bunch of home defense measures. I will not be revealing most of them, but. I mean, I have more than just me with a knife. I would like to make that clear. I got two swords, not one. Hold on. Let me show you. Huge. Audio listeners, he's grabbing his knife. I got to dodge the crocodile pit every time we come in for one of these streams. I mean, this is like... I don't want to, I want to practice safe carry here.

I want to be responsible with my concealed carry weapon.

For those of you who are wondering, I have a katana in my hand.

What a fucking nerd.

It's like, that's right.

Oh, my was, you're going to be.

Oh, my arm's been my was, You're dead. My armpit has been so itchy lately. Do you think I'm dying? No. Yeah, that's it. The armpit guys in our base are going crazy right now. They can't see it. It's behind my... You are seducing them. I hate that that's a thing now. This is for play right now. There's nothing that's sacred. I think I'm allergic to my deodorant. I'm not kidding. What kind of deodorant? Dove the spray? No. It's the thing that I've used my whole life. But I think, you know what I did? I left it in my car and it got hot and I think that changed the chemical compound. The chemical composition. And now I've really done something. The sun fried. Now I'm growing

something like freaking arms. Or did you shave your armpits recently? Yeah. Well, you shave your

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