Has The False Nine Debate Gone TOO FAR?
That Peter Crouch Podcast
Tall or Nothing
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 25 April 2025
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids dive in with some pre-marathon chat, as Sids gears up for the London Marathon with a torn calf and a point to prove. The lads rally behind him and address what turned out to be a not-so-accurate slogan—‘Quid for Sids’ (actually a fiver).
They unpack this week’s outrageous Premier League predictions, the form of teams like Liverpool and Arsenal, and what’s going on at Chelsea and Spurs. Plus, wild tangents ensue—from Jamie Vardy memes, to middle-seat van etiquette, to a riotous reinvention of football jargon with concepts like ‘false one’ and ‘fraudulent five’.
It’s classic chaos, with hot takes on Harry Maguire up front, Rimmel London’s football insight (kind of), and just enough stats to keep it somewhat legit.
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00:00 – Introduction to the Friday Pod
01:08 – Sids reveals calf tear just weeks before the marathon
03:05 – Sids commits to running the marathon despite injury
05:14 – Crouch, Chris & Sids’ Premier League predictions
09:18 – Arsenal’s Champions League chances—real or hype?
11:14 – Faking Liverpool winning the title… sort of
13:12 – Championship drama and promotion praise
19:04 – Crouch on Harry Maguire: “Get him up front!”
24:10 – Ridiculous predictions for Liverpool v Spurs
31:12 – Neutral stand? Games gone.
48:10 – “Fraudulent One” and the rise of fake football positions
To donate to Sid's London Marathon challenge for BHF and MND, head over to https://gofund.me/372ef803 and #givesidsaquid. One quid is all it takes!
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| 0:00.0 | This podcast is part of the ACAST Creator Network. |
| 0:04.3 | Hello and welcome to that Peter Crouch podcast with me, Peter Crouch. |
| 0:08.2 | Notorious SID, Bonfire, and Chris Stark are with me as usual. |
| 0:13.0 | It's the Friday edition. |
| 0:13.8 | We're all back together, lads. |
| 0:14.8 | I've missed you guys. |
| 0:15.8 | Finally. |
| 0:16.5 | Lately was it, Sid. |
| 0:17.6 | Chowabwey was. |
| 0:18.5 | These guys are great. |
| 0:19.2 | I love you guys. |
| 0:19.8 | I'd be behind the cameras. |
| 0:21.3 | But I really missed you guys. |
| 0:22.6 | I did. |
| 0:22.9 | Honestly, |
| 0:23.2 | it was coming in. |
| 0:24.3 | I kept the chair warm for one. |
| 0:26.0 | Did that if you saw it, Chris. |
| 0:27.6 | But Sid's sat in the chair for one and then revered back to his seat for an old one. |
| 0:33.5 | That's the idea that he's moved from the big chair clearly shows. |
| 0:37.6 | I mean, what happened? |
| 0:38.3 | Did it just get to your head? |
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