Hello and welcome to the Tifo football podcast. I'm Joe Devine and I'm now joined by JJ Bull the Mallard.

Hello Joe Devine.

How are you, Mallard boy?

I'm looking forward to a very fast 10 minute podcast episode today.

Yeah, we haven't left ourselves very long. But also, we're joined by another man for whom height is no issue. It's Seb Staford Bloor. Hi, Seb. Hello, Joe Devine. Hi, it is no issue at all. How are you doing out there in Germany? I'm doing very, very well. Thank you very much for asking. Good. Well, today we're going to talk about

a handful of things. Of course, we've been away. Do you remember what I said, we'll be back in a week?

It's been a long old week, a week containing about three or four other weeks. But as a result of

that, we've missed loads of things that we could have talked about. Like, for example, Jack Grealish,

potentially moving to Manchester City.

Today, as we record, Harry Kane, he hasn't gone to training.

There's these things, and there's other things that Seb has kindly put in a plan that I haven't read yet.

So we'll be getting to those later on in today's episode.

But for now, I will leave you in the warm hands

and the oh so cool embrace

of the mallard.

Ah!

Yeah! Now, Seb, where else to start?

But with the, oh, goodness me, the news, Harry Kane is skiving off work, apparently.

I don't actually know what's happening.

What's happening?

Oh, I don't want to talk about this.

But yes, Harry Kane has not returned to Tottenham training.

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