Harrison plays Big Dummy!
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 26 March 2026
⏱️ 16 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Now back to the men's room. |
| 0:56.5 | 99.9.9. KISW. Game is Big Dummy 206803 Rock. Steve, who is our first contestant, ready to play the big game. Hello, Justin. Welcome to the men's room. Big dummy! All right, gentlemen. Ola! Justin Yon, team sober, team not sober. Team sober for now, Miles. Okay, sober for now. I like it. All right, with her poll, though, you're going to go someplace. That's right. All do you do? Nice work. Okay, you're going to do one while tripping. Is it a random funeral? Catholic wedding, you're trapped in an elevator or dinner with the in-laws. I'm going to go with the funeral, random funeral. Random funeral. All right. I'm right there with you, man. I just think if I don't know the person, I can get through it. But Ted did make a good point. I might break out laughter. That's the only big word. I feel like the Catholic Mass, too. Just that's too much. And I'm going to laugh at some point, and that's going to be. |
| 1:07.5 | Yeah, but the Catholic Mass, I don't know a bunch of them. Like, it's, or the wedding, it's still a wedding. So people are in a better mood. They are in a better mood. And like, you kind of can get away with it. like kids are loud, this and that. |
| 1:11.3 | I know, but I almost feel like, at least my one experience with the full-on Catholic wedding, |
| 1:15.8 | it almost felt more morose than a funeral. |
| 1:18.5 | You know, a funeral, you kind of know you're sad, |
| 1:22.6 | but typically at a funeral, everyone that speaks does not tell sad stories, right? |
| 1:23.7 | The sad is the setting. |
| 1:46.3 | And every story they tell us, some weedy anecdote, how they were funny or charitable or whatever. And then these Catholic weddings, man, like, the spirit of it is good, but everything the priest says, it just feels so heavy. Yeah. What do you think you've got a better chance of hooking up? If you're a wedding crash or a funeral crasher. Wedding. Wedding. Yeah. Okay. Dancing and like after the funeral, you'll still have food. |
| 2:01.2 | There'll be a, I mean, in my family, there's coolers and stuff. But you don't drink at the funeral. You might go somewhere else. Like weddings a lot of time. Hey man, we'd just go across the hall. That's what I'm saying. There will be out. Generally, there's beers and stuff in my family and food after a funeral, but it's like you're just kind of eating and drinking. |
| 2:03.1 | But like the wedding, you have dancing. |
| 2:04.5 | People are expected to be drinking. Yeah, people don't really dance much at funerals. Wow. And dancing, that's kind of how you get |
| 2:08.7 | there, right? You want some corpse booty or some new love booty? All right, Justin, here is your |
| 2:14.5 | question. It's multiple choice. C. M.S. or T? |
| 2:19.2 | The most common first letter of a country's name is what? |
| 2:23.2 | C. M.S. or T? |
| 2:29.7 | Let's go with S. |
| 2:32.6 | Got it. What and done. Nice job. Before we let you go, just you know, 26 countries start with the with S. Got it. What and done. |
| 2:34.4 | Nice job. |
| 2:35.0 | Before we let you go, just you know, 26 countries start with the letter S. |
| 2:39.4 | The next is C. |
| 2:40.6 | We're 21 countries. |
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