Hello Arlington. Guess what? I've got very good news.

Harmon Town is now in session. Welcome to the Arlington Draft House.

Won't you please welcome the mayor of Harmon Town, Dan Harmon.

Dan Harmon, he's got a camera on his head. Dan Harmon does a camera on his head.

Dan Harmon, he got a camera on his head. You all have to sign a release form later because he has a camera on his head.

He's got a camera on his head. I got a camera on my head. But that doesn't matter because the most important 300 people are here in Arlington.

Welcome. 10 minutes from the front door of the forces that oppress us. Fuck these guys.

You mean Washington DC? Yeah man. Are we like 10 minutes from the White House? I don't know.

Yeah, with traffic maybe 18. There's no traffic. You guys in this town, you want to talk about politics tonight, right?

No, you love it. That's why you live here. Do you want to talk about politics?

Are you going to wear that camera on your head the whole show?

So once the road light goes out, it means we're out of, what do you call it, film now or footage?

I cloud whatever's in there and it'll run out and I'll take it off pretty soon.

Aren't you concerned about like brain cancer? You got a thing on your head.

I'm getting kind of a high off of the reduced blood flow.

It's sort of a perfect thing.

Dan is wearing, lean forward, Dan, and show them what can only be described as a jock strap on your head.

It's like a biker's helmet without the protection and all the capacity to film your impending doom.

Let's do an experiment. Let's get Spencer out here immediately.

All right, we've never done it. Dan, we've never, hang on Spencer, wait a minute, I said Spencer, Spencer.

We've never brought him up this earlier. It's like in chess bringing the queen out too early.

They warn you not to bring your queen out too early in chess, Dan.

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