4.7 • 606 Ratings
🗓️ 9 March 2020
⏱️ 76 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, Mr. Jay, it's me. |
0:18.4 | You're just a looking bruiser holding McNeely. And it's me. You're just a looking bruiser, holding McNeely. |
0:23.6 | And it's me, your licensed hyena seller, wizard, Jake. |
0:29.3 | Would you like more hyenas? |
0:31.2 | I... |
0:31.9 | Hey, night, hey, hey, hey, okay, okay, that's my job. |
0:34.5 | I sell hyenas to people who want to own hyenas. |
0:37.4 | Call the police. I think that hy to people who want to own hyenas. |
0:41.5 | Call the police. I think that hyena just told me to call the police. |
0:42.9 | That's fine. It happens sometimes. Oh, sorry, I'm still Harley Quinn. I think that hyena said, go to hell. And then I punch you with a big inflatable. |
0:49.9 | Nope. I'm just in Gotham City and you need hyenas for various hilarious themed evil and I'm here for you. |
0:57.6 | That would actually be a fun. I mean, I guess that's a good sketch, but it could be a fun TV show where you're just a dude who sells crazy bullshit to the villains of Gotham City. Like you just kind of have everything. |
1:08.6 | Listen, I'm not going to lie. This hyena has a urinary tract infection. |
1:12.6 | The just diaries all over the place. But if you'll take her off my hands, I'll throw in five emperor penguins. We have overstock on emperor penguins after a little. And you're telling me this will make me look 30% more crazy? Oh, hell yes. Listen. Listen, have you ever been, like, have you ever walked through Greenpoint Brooklyn |
1:30.5 | and seen a tiny 90-pound woman walk a pit bull five times her size? |
1:34.4 | Does it be a shit in the woods or am I in a domestic, violent relationship with Mr. Jay? |
1:41.2 | Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. |
1:43.4 | Let's talk about intimate partner violence here on Wizard and the Brouser. |
1:46.8 | This is going to be so bizarre, Jake. |
1:50.1 | This episode, I'm so happy we did this because Harley Quinn is such a fascinating character |
1:57.2 | to me and the whole evolution of it and watching her become this incredibly popular |
2:01.8 | cosplay thing for a second there. It was like one year it was all deadpoles. The next year it was all |
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