It's Brittany, bitch.

No, it's Harlan Biosh, and this is the Harlan Highway Podcast.

We're just doing a special one for fun.

You know, into spring, into summer, little summer spring blowout and speaking of summer spring it's a very romantic time of year there's a lot of love in the air and so

our flowery poetic writing guy Samuel E. Quauk who I find a little

morbid to be honest will be coming on the show later to read some of his romantic musings on the show.

I don't like them, but maybe you'll get something out of it that stirs your heart.

I don't know.

Also, I'm going to be doing a pissed off rant about a sport, something

that goes on in a sport that rubs me the wrong way. Also, have you had your vaccination? Oh my God, Aunt Ruthie, my Aunt Ruthie from Rochester, New York left me a voicemail about Uncle

Harry getting his vaccination and it did not go well. Oh my God. So creepy and

spooky. Also going to be talking about COVID and vaccinations in general.

And then towards the end of the show,

I'm going to tell you about a weird COVID-related website

that I created where you can actually go and buy some merchandise.

It's very weird, but let's get into it, shall we?

This is the Harlan Highway. Hey! tighten your diaper. Come on. You're about to go down the Harlan Highway.

That means that every woman in this village who is capable of childbirth is going to have a baby.

You shit-kicking stinky horseman-horse-mulling motherfucker you tell me his name

You must tell me his name this is Harlan Williams

Oh well my mistake ha ha ha ha I guess I'll be on my way then.

You just made a wrong turn.

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