Hardert to Talk to

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2021

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another brand spanking new episode of Inside the Closet. We are talking customer service gone WRONG. Horribly, horribly wrong. We even get a cameo from Emma's mom. We don't encourage stealing pens either, but we know where you can get them. We then get into some good old fashioned pop star news. It's everything you know and love. Be sure to follow us on IG, subscribe to our Patreon, and rate and review on Apple Podcasts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Starbeams come to you.
0:03.6	Hey, this is Mateo Lane.
0:05.0	I'm Emma Wilman.
0:06.0	And this is Inside the Closet.
0:07.6	Inside the Closet.
0:12.6	Welcome back to another episode of Inside the Closet.
0:15.6	I'm Emma Wilman.
0:17.1	And as always, I am with Mateo Lane.
0:20.6	Hi, Mateo.
0:21.8	Look, I have a complaint to make.
0:24.6	Let's hear it.
0:26.0	When you go to the gym,
0:27.8	I understand people not liking wearing deodorant.
0:30.6	Wear some fucking deodorant.
0:32.6	There were these two guys working out at my gym next to me today.
0:35.4	And when I tell you,
0:36.4	I thought that I was working out over an exposed grave.
0:41.0	I mean, these guys smelled like shit to the point that I couldn't even.
0:45.4	It was like, it was like a thick smell.
0:47.8	Like you'd be working out and like,
0:50.6	ah, like you couldn't hand it was so bad that I literally
0:55.6	everywhere they would go, of course they would come near me.
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