Hard Factor 8/5: Mass Shootings Are Terrible, Brazilian Crime Lord Dresses Up Like Daughter to Escape Prison

Hard Factor

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4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2019

⏱️ 27 minutes

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On Today's Episode of Hard Factor… @KateBarstool joins. Mass Shootings in El Paso & Dayton, Ohio Well this is not going to come as news to anyone, but there were multiple very tragic high death-toll mass shootings since we last talked on Friday. I mean what the fucking fuck? In El Paso a dickless racist loser shot up a large Walmart right near the largest mall in El Paso where 300,000 people were shopping. At least 20 have died from that shooting and another 20+ were injured. Then about 12 hours later in Dayton Ohio, another young virgin shot up the popular downtown 5th street area killing nine people at the time of this recording and inuring over a dozen others. This fucking piece of shit was also rocking an assault rifle semi automatic type weapon and some body armor. Luckily the cops in Dayton got to that psychopath like 30 seconds or less from the time he fired his first bullet so they probably saved a lot of lives with their great and brave work, shoutout to the Dayton police force on being heroes. Also, Fuck Neil deGrasse Tyson.. News Buffet of Other Headlines French Hoverboard Guy Crosses The English Channel A Brazilian Man Dresses Like His Daughter To Escape Prison The Dumbest Bankrobber of All Time Slips a Note to the Teller with His Name & Address on it.. A Florida Man Let's His Gay Waiter Have it by Not Tipping Brought to you by CBD Distillery Promo Code: Factor: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:26.8	You don't have a good morning this morning because will and Wes are off but it is August 5th. It's Monday
1:37.7	We have Kate barstool on the show. What's up Kate? Hey, how are we doing? Mark is here with me
1:43.5	Yeah, I think we don't have a good morning also just on purpose because it's a somber start to the show not a great morning today
1:48.8	Yeah, but I will say this we're in a sweaty garage and Wes
1:52.7	Kind of tricked us into going on another vacation day, but he left a bunch of truilees open and his garage so when we got in here
1:59.2	There's just no less than 140 flies at least
2:02.9	145 flies everywhere the good news about that is they only lay a hundred exited time and only about five times a day
2:09.8	So those should be gone in no time right? Yeah, we noticed it probably started as two flies and then over three days
2:15.0	It's a hundred and forty so just keep keep doing the math. Yep, so just
2:18.7	By the time the show's done there'll be 200 exactly. I was really excited
2:22.8	I got here to the studio like was really stoked to have dinner which I couldn't have because there's that many fucking flies
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