Hard Factor 8/30: Hurricane Dickhead and Florida Man Friday

Hard Factor

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4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2019

⏱️ 27 minutes

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On todays's episode of Hard Factor... Hurricane Dorian Better Calm Down Hurricane Dorian missed Puerto Rico, but it roughed up the Virgin Islands and it's gaining steam. Now Dorian is setting his sights on the Bahamas which is bull shit. He had better the fuck not think about landing on Florida or any other state for that matter. The National Hurricane Center has forecasted it could go anywhere and apparently that still flies in their line of work in 2019. Florida Man Friday We talk about the following stories as seen in pictures below. A picture is worth a thousand words but we speak several thousand words on today's episode so get your words with your ears. Brought to you by: http://www.wethepeopleholsters.com/factor - Promo Code: FACTOR Get your first $20 matched in the stock market of political futures at: http://www.predictit.org/promo/hardfactor20 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:25.6	Oh
1:34.8	Morning, you welcome to another episode of hard factor. It is Lord a man Friday, August 30th
1:41.6	Yes
1:42.6	Today West is dealing with a wildly infected tooth that has his face incredibly puffy
1:49.0	So what's happening with that West more puffy than usual word to the unwise
1:53.2	If you get a tooth infection and you clear it up with antibiotics the first time it's gonna come back
2:00.3	Yeah, until you pull it out less as a parent and he doesn't listen to parenting
2:04.4	You know like any parents told him the whole time you know if you have a tooth infection take care of it
2:08.7	They pull the tooth not yet. They can't do it because it's so severely infected
2:12.4	You have to wait because you look like a chipmunk. Yeah, does it say anything bad about hard factor that this is the second member of hard
2:18.9	Faggot this is happened to it hurts because I myself had a tooth pulled after a near brain clearing infection
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