Hard Factor 6/12: FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY! Pythons, Boners In Neighborhoods, Government Brothels, Dog Killing Toads & CHAZ Seattle

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2020

⏱️ 57 minutes

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On this edition of Florida Man Friday we bring you... - Appointed county commissioner Nick Nicholson, who abused his power to the point of running a brothel out of his home. Nick is now seeking re-election and we can only imagine what news he might bring us if returned to power. - A 41 year old loser who got busted letting a 12 year old girl drive his Jeep at 85mph because he wanted to be "like a cool dad", only problem is he is not cool nor the girl's father and may be up to something far more sinister, OR he's just a loser that this 12 year old has wrapped around her finger. We discuss the possibilities on the show. - A 63 year old man who really loves the rain, so much so it likes to walk naked in the rain and show the neighborhood his giant erection that it gives him, all while carrying around cooking oil to escape from police and likely masturbate with. - The CHAZ is officially the worst place in America, as an army of white vegans has taken over a 6 block section of Seattle and named it the CHAZ, led by Soundcloud rapper Raz Simone. We will be waiting anxiously for their list of demands if it goes much longer. - Nevada Governor is going to pardon anyone arrested for less than an ounce of weed, which is great news for Justice, since it fucking legal there now. - The Cane Toad is an invasive species of toad that is killing pets in Southern Florida, and probably also making some daring residents very high or very sick from licking the venomous excretion they produce when agitated. - A 17 foot python was wrestled down and brought in by Python Bowl champion Mike Kimmel in the Everglades, he says he lost about a gallon of blood bringing her in. What a nut. - Voicemails and Reviews Brought to you by PredictIt.org/promo/HardFactor20 - click the link to get $20 matched on your first deposit, and maybe bet on Keisha Bottoms (Mayor of Atlanta) as a high return VP candidate?? Brought to you by Paint Your Life TEXT FACTOR to 64-000 TO GET 20% OFF YOUR FIRST PAINTING. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:35.8	Welcome to another episode of hard factor presented by the barstool news network. It is Florida man Friday June 12th
1:44.0	2020
1:45.5	TGIF guys. Thank God. It's Friday like no Friday before really. I feel like it's been a long week. How you guys feeling?
1:53.2	Exactly the same. It's been a long fucking week. Yeah, but I'm feeling like the world is turning the world is turning again. I feel great
2:00.6	I'm like 12 days sober like a new world. Oh look at you. You're the one person having a good week. Well, nice. I'm a great week. I don't think you can say that you're
2:08.9	12 days sober. I didn't want this week to end unless you intend to be sober. Yeah, I
2:13.8	Have a drink face. I'll some hey fuck you Pat. I can say I'm 12 days sober. I don't plan on stopping drinking and I'm not saying I'm an
2:22.1	Alcohol what I'm saying is I haven't drank in 12 days. That makes me love this. All right. All right. I feel great. All right
2:27.5	I'm one day sober, but I'm gonna drink tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, but you're more like 12 hours sober. Everybody else in America's having a bad week. Can you just go?
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