Hard Factor 5/8: Florida Man Friday: Woman's Calls 911 To Get Her Fiery Crotch Extinguished, Man Climbs Under Moving Wine Tanker To Drink

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2020

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Barstool Sports Daily News Podcast Support Hard Factor & ‘Pop The Clutch’™ on a Shirt » MERCH: bit.ly/HF-Merch . -------------------- On today's Florida Man Friday episode... - Florida man arrested for stealing gator meat, tuna and crab from a seafood store, and was caught because of speciality license plate and hand tattoos of his children's names - A woman was arrested after calling 911 and asking them to send a fire fighter over to put out the fire in her crotch with their hose - Man throws tantrum at Publix and curses out cop because he doesn’t want to wear a mask - A woman touches a large alligator on purpose after being warned by her friends that the same gator snatched a deer the week before and she gets killed by it - A man ditches his car by the side of the road and runs and climbs onto a moving wine tanker so he can drink from its faucet as it travels down the highway - Florida man being chased by cops in his car ditches his car and jumps into canal to avoid arrest and gets arrested on other side of canal - Florida Man is facing assault with deadly weapon charges after firing both his Glock AND his AR-15 at a group of juveniles he claimed were “terrorizing his neighborhood with dirt bikes” - Interview with Jeff Joseph From The Political Trade Podcast & Luckbox Magazine Brought to you by MeUndies.com/Factor - click that to get 15% off and free shipping site-wide. Brought to you by PredictIt - click the link to get your first $20 matched in the stock market of politics and bet on the upcoming elections. -------------------- • Follow us on TWITTER • @HardFactorNews: bit.ly/HFTWIT . @HardFactorMark: bit.ly/MarkCats . @HardFactorPat: bit.ly/PatHF . @HardFactorWes: bit.ly/WesTwit . @HardFactorWill: bit.ly/HFwill . Follow us on INSTAGRAM @HardFactorNews: bit.ly/InstagHF . YOUTUBE: bit.ly/HardFactorYT . VOICEMAIL: (512) 270-1480‬ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:26.8	Morning and welcome to another episode of hard factor presented by the barstool news network. It is Florida man Friday
1:43.2	Hell yeah 2020
1:45.6	Happy birthday Brendan the bird man Cassidy locked down and turn up tonight Brendan on Florida man Friday today
1:53.2	We've got a non-floor to man lightning round of stories honorary Florida men some funny arrests from guests
2:00.2	I still don't feel I still don't know I feel about the ship guests guests who's doing the non-floor to man once oh yeah
2:06.1	Yeah, you know who you are with that great idea west with his big ideas
2:11.2	We've got some heists and then an interview with Jeff from luck box
2:17.4	That's some actual predicted gambling advice some good top shelf predicted gambling advice not like the kind you get from us
2:24.4	So west get us going with those non-floor to man all right guys first one comes from doctor
2:30.2	Lickides so thank you doctor
2:32.9	And all right guys a woman from the great state of Ohio this time was arrested after calling the cops to help her with a very big problem
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